My name is Rob and I’m here to start the show by bringing my own special brand of whitey flow you've heard songs by all the resticles and festicles now its time to hear a song by the throbbing testicles we ain't got a whole lot to say about this nation I'm telling you all that we've got this neat formation that one day we're gonna break free from tradition I'll quit being a honkey I'm on a black collision! I wanna be black on the outside just like I feel black on the inside I wanna be Black Rob on the outside wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my phat side P-H-A-T that’s fat, you know where it's at Nick is the bassist of our little band when he plays the bass I can see his hand and his stubby little fingers with his lack of fingernails and you know that every time he plays that he fails Travis is the guitarist of our brand new group and you know he likes to sing and you know he likes to poop Derek on the percussion and you can't quite shun the awesomness from his little tiny fists And Bill! Monday Wednesday Friday you know I go to work and he stares back at me like I’m some kinda jerk I'm dancing all around while he's giving looks of scorning c'mon now who pooped in your cereal this morning? Black Rob tries to tell me that I should just quit trying but if I'm feeling the flow you know that I’ll be flying you give me a shot you know I wont' be a lamester I'll show you all now who’s the one cracker gangster

Bees! I don’t like bees! No bees! I hate bees! Every Summer I mow my lawn Every summer I think they’re gone But every corner I turn to see Its bees bees bees for you and me Bees! I don’t like bees! No bees! I hate bees! In late August I think no more But it always will make me sore That every corner I turn to see More bees bees bees for you and me I don’t like bees I hate bees Do you like bees? I love bees! Bees I don’t like bees!

Here I am, all tucked in and feeling right now In my feetie pajamas awaiting the kiss goodnight I may be 25, and still hang out at her home I’m never in need, of a place to find nor need to roam You say that like this I’ll never get a date That is something I’ll bet you can quite relate You say you’ll leave me unless I move out on my own But baby I can’t do that cuz this is my home You may find it odd but it brings me great joy Cuz I’m just one great big ole mamma’s boy! I’m just a momma’s boy! Yes I’m a momma’s boy! Cuz I’m a momma’s boy! I’m just a momma’s boy What momma says yeah you know that’s how it goes She takes me to the store and she buys me brand new clothes When I am sad she’ll give me a great big hug But I am scared she’ll go squash that great big bug If I’ve had a bad day, come home now seeing red She flutters it away, cleaned my room made my bed! You say I need to be more independent But I’ll tell you something and you’ll know I will have meant it Cuz I’ve got me here such an awesome super deal Now don’t be jealous that for me it is real You may find it odd but it brings me great joy Cuz I’m just one great big ole mamma’s boy! Cuz I’ll be living at home till I am old and gray To mommy dearest she’ll be glad I’m here to stay

You see that girl over there Wave yo hands round in the air She won’t talk to me it ain’t fair Now I’m a just gonna stare Well you know girl that I care And I will take you back to my lair From then on we can be a pair I promise not to seal any yo hair Let Go! And light a candle Let go! Of that door handle Let go! Of yourself Let go! go! go! C’mon girl get in my car C’mon girl you know we won’t go far C’mon girl and gimmie all yo money C’mon girl n you can be my honey C’mon girl its time to go C’mon girl lemme see some mo’ C’mon girl you gotta feel my flow C’mon girl now don’t you know Hey there girl let me be the key You know this is the place to be I’m sure glad that you’re here with me I’ll untie you now if you promise not to flee (so) C’mon girl I want you to be C’mon girl always here with me C’mon girl we can be so free C’mon girl why can’t you see?

Leprosy Leprosy I don’t want no leprosy Leprosy Leprosy Don’t give me your leprosy Leprosy leprosy I’d much rather have an STD Leprosy leprosy Than to have your leprosy Leprosy leprosy Girl you know now you know that I can see Leprosy leprosy Now that I’m in ecstasy Leprosy

Crunch crunch crunch Munch munch munch Its time for lunch lunch lunch I want some snacks! Gimmie some snacks! Ooey gooey yummy nummy It all tastes good in my tummy I want some snacks!

Jimmy doesn’t get cookies cuz he’s been bad Now he’s grounded to his room and he feels sad Jimmy’s daddy is downstairs and he’s real mad Because Jimmy’s normally been a real good lad Jimmy was a boy he was just sixteen Jimmy was always friendly and never mean Till one day he met a girl he thought was keen Sarah was her name and she’s a real drama queen Sarah was a girl who just would not shut up And more often than not she was quite stuck up Jimmy never saw these traits he was in love He only saw her as something from above Sarah was off flirting with this guy named Mitch The very sight of it really made Jimmy itch Sarah’s voice began to make Jimmy twitch Now he’s realizing that Sarah’s one huge TOASTY!

I like Derek he is my friend I feel safe when he holds my hand Derek is my friend and he’s my buddy too I feel safe when I don’t have to poo Uh oh! Derek is my friend and he’s my best friend He ain’t too bad and he’s got little hands I wanna dance and sing and play I wanna hang out with Derek every day

Day after day now I wake up at the crack of dawn Early in the morning I feel that it is wrong I am working before the sun ever comes up I get to see inefficacy in a cup Daily now I go to work and unload a truck Every day I go in there thinking man oh yuck I don’t like the store that I am working at now Because this job makes me go home mad with a frown No way, Can’t stay I hate my job, It ain't no job There are people here who just don’t know what to do They sit around and talk and leave the work to me and you Why do I have to do everybody else’s work? While they know it they sit there making faces like a jerk People always complain they loose sleep that they hold dear If you do not like this job then why are you here? You sit around not working, passing the day gone by If you do not follow the rules then why should I? I hate my job, It ain’t no job Get out now, Dance break No way, Can’t stay I hate my job, It ain't no job No way, Can’t stay I hate my job Evermore

My name is Ken and I work at target (and) Every single day I bug the folks in market (when) Every single day well you know that it’s a good day But on the inside you know I don’t give a flying mother hey Every day I stand around and its not all that much Every single day I say crap blah blah and such My name is ken biznitch! No need to throw my switch I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg My name is ken biznitch! Don’t wanna feel that switch I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare! Every single day I bug the people on flow Every single day they make me madder you know I’m a big ole team lead or possibly management But every day I say things I probably should repent Everyday I’m sweating and around me forms a lake My hair is so matted down you can’t comb it with a rake My name is ken and I work at target (and) Every single day I bug the folks in market (and) I’m a big ole sweaty man who bugs all the folks Everyone walks around, nobody gets my jokes Every day I’m strutting and you know I think I’m cool You won’t have to feel my wrath if you follow the rules..

There is coming a foul stench in the air Normally you’d continue on without a care But today, yes today there is something lurking in the air A creeping seeping sensational stare Practically a voice of despair That seems to say to you and me, that grandma is here…. Grandma’s sitting on the can So we’ve got about 20 min to kill! No! I will not go I will run away and hide And in you only can I confide Our last chance, our only hope When she sits down hopefully she will croak But in the meantime we’ve got some time So now we can re-align Ourselves and our strategy To avoid certain catastrophe Will we survive? Or will we fail? If we dare to tell this minuscule little tale? We must be strong, we must be bold We must do exactly as we’re told Watch out now for it won’t be fun Here comes grandma now everybody run!