Your Music Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad

by The Throbbing Testicles

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Our 2008 Debut Album in all its funky glory!

    1. Intro
    2. Black Rob
    3. Beez
    4. El Mamut
    5. Let Go
    6. Leprosy
    7. My Snacks
    8. The Ballad of Jimmy
    9. Derek's Friend
    10. Ken
    11. Grandmas Sitting on the Can (So We've Got About 20 Min. To Kill)

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The Throbbing Testicles' full length debut album. Self recorded in the lovely M.I.R.A.G.E Studios. 11 Crazy tracks with lots of inbetween track bonus material. Plus a previously unreleased for sale bonus track! Hooray!

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released December 10, 2008

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The Throbbing Testicles Conway, Arkansas

We are the self proclaimed most awesomest rock band in the history of rockdom! A 5 piece rock funk party thats sure to make you move. From our dancey dance roots to our hard hitting melodies, we're sure to get your party going and your feet a tappin with our catchy hooks and funky beats. ... more

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Track Name: Black Rob
My name is Rob and I’m here to start the show
by bringing you my own special brand of whitey flow
you've heard songs by all the resticles and festicles
now its time to hear a song by the throbbing testicles
we ain't got a whole lot to say about this nation
I'm telling you all that we've got this neat formation
that one day we're gonna break free from tradition
I'll quit being a honkey I'm on a black collision!

I wanna be black on the outside
just like I feel black on the inside
I wanna be black rob on the outside
wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my phat side

P-H-A-T that’s fat, you know where it's at

Nick is the bassist of our little band
when he plays the bass I can see his hand
and his stubby little fingers with his lack of fingernails
and you know that every time he plays that he fails
Travis is the guitarist of our brand new group
and you know he likes to sing and you know he likes to poop
Derek on the percussion and you can't quite shun
the awesomness that comes from his little tiny fists
And Bill!

I wanna be black on the outside
just like I feel black on the inside
I wanna be black rob on the outside
wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my slick side

Monday Wednesday Friday you know I go to work
and he stares at me like I’m some kinda jerk
I'm dancing all around while he's giving looks of scorning
c'mon now who pooped in your cereal this morning?
black rob tries to tell me that I should just quit trying
but if I'm feeling the flow you know that I’ll be flying
you give me a shot you know I wont' be a lamester
I'll show you all now who’s the one cracker gangster

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Track Name: Beez
Beez
I don’t like beez
No beez
I hate Beez

Every Summer I mow my lawn
Every summer I think they’re gone
But every time I look and see
Its bees bees bees for you and me

Beez
I don’t like beez
No beez
I hate Beez

In late August I think no more
But it always will make me sore
That every corner I turn to see
More bees bees bees for you and me

I don’t like bees
I hate bees
Do you like bees?
I love bees!

Bees
I don’t like bees!
Track Name: El Mamut
The tiny little mammoth well he wanted to fly
He tried and he tried but he just couldn’t fly
A little birdie, his buddy, wanted to help out
So from a 5th story window he pushed the mammoth out

What happened?

Pancake, the little mammoth became a pancake
Pancake, the little mammoth became a pancake

The tiny little mammoth well he wanted to smoke
He tried and he tried but he always would choke
A little doggie, his buddy, wanted to help out
So with 12 cartons of cigarettes they both started to toke out

What happened?

Cancer, the little mammoth contracted cancer
Cancer, the little mammoth contracted cancer

Well the tiny little mammoth well he wanted to drink
He tried and he tried but he always would sing
A great big bear, his buddy, started to think
And with 10 gallons of whisky he had the mammoth drink

What happened?

Cirrhosis, the little mammoth contracted cirrhosis
Cirrhosis, the little mammoth contracted cirrhosis

Well the tiny little mammoth well he wanted to sex it up
He tried and he tried but he’d always screw it up
A little pigeon, his buddy, wanted to help out
So with 12 ugly hookers they began to chart it out

What happened?

Gonorrhea, the little mammoth got gonorrhea
Gonorrhea, the little mammoth got gonorrhea

Then that little mammoth well he….died……..
Track Name: Let Go
You see that girl over there
Wave yo hands round in the air
She won’t talk to me it ain’t fair
Now I’m a just gonna stare
Well you know girl that I care
And I will take you back to my lair
From then on we can be a pair
I promise not to seal any yo hair

Let Go!
And light a candle
Let go!
Of that door handle
Let go!
Of yourself
Let go! go! go!

C’mon girl get in my car
C’mon girl we won’t go far
C’mon girl gimmie all yo money
C’mon girl n you can be my honey
C’mon girl its time to go
C’mon girl lemme see some mo’
C’mon girl you gotta feel my flow
C’mon girl now don’t you know

Let Go!
And light a candle
Let go!
Of that door handle
Let go!
Of yourself
Let go! go! go!

Hey there girl let me be the key
You know this is the place to be
I’m sure glad that you’re here with me
I’ll untie you now if you promise not to flee
(so) C’mon girl I want you to be
C’mon girl always here with me
C’mon girl we can be so free
C’mon girl why can’t you see?
Track Name: Leprosy
Leprosy Leprosy
I don’t want no leprosy
Leprosy Leprosy
Don’t give me your leprosy

Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo

Leprosy leprosy
I’d much rather have an STD
Leprosy leprosy
Than to have your leprosy

Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo

Leprosy leprosy
Girl you know now you know that I can see
Leprosy leprosy
Now that I’m in ecstasy

Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo

Leprosy Leprosy Leprosy Leprosy
Track Name: My Snacks
Crunch, crunch, crunch
Munch, munch munch
It's time for lunch, lunch, lunch

I want some snacks
Gimmie some snacks
I want some snacks
Oooy gooey yummy nummy
It all tastes good in my tummy
I want some snacks!
Track Name: The Ballad of Jimmy
Jimmy doesn’t get cookies cuz he’s been bad
Now he’s grounded to his room and he feels sad
Jimmy’s daddy is downstairs and he’s real mad
Because Jimmy’s normally been a real good lad

Jimmy was a boy he was just sixteen
Jimmy was always friendly and never mean
Till one day he met a girl he thought was keen
Sarah was her name and she’s a real drama queen

Sarah was a girl who just would not shut up
And more often than not she was quite stuck up
Jimmy never saw these traits he was in love
He only saw her as something from above

Sarah was off flirting with this guy named Mitch
The very sight of it really made Jimmy itch
Sarah’s voice began to make Jimmy twitch
Now he’s realizing that Sarah’s one huge TOASTY!
Track Name: Derek's Friend
I like Derek he is my friend
I feel safe when he holds my hand
Derek is my friend and he’s my buddy too
I feel safe when I don’t have to poo

Uh oh!
Uh oh! Uh oh!
Uh oh! Uh oh!

Derek is a friend and he’s my best friend
He ain’t too bad and he’s got little hands
I wanna dance and sing and play
I wanna hang out with Derek every day

Uh oh!
Uh oh! Uh oh!
Uh oh! Uh oh

Uh oh! Uh oh!
Track Name: Ken
My name is ken and I work at target
Every single day I bug the folks in market
Every single day well you know that it’s a good day
But every day you know I don’t give a flying mother hey

Every single day I stand there and its not all that much
Every single day I say crap blah blah blah and such

My name is ken biznitch!
No need to throw my switch
I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg
My name is ken biznitch!
Don’t wanna feel that switch
I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare!

Every single day I bug the people on flow
Every single day they make me madder you know
I’m a big ole team lead or possibly management
But every day I say things I probably should repent

Everyday I’m sweating and around me forms a lake
My hair is so matted down you can’t comb it with a rake

My name is ken biznitch!
No need to throw my switch
I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg
My name is ken biznitch!
Don’t wanna feel that switch
I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare!

My name is ken and I work at target
Every single day I bug the folks in market
Everyday I walk around and annoy all of the folks
I am walking around and nobody gets my jokes

Every day I strut around and I think I’m cool
You won’t have to feel my wrath if you follow the rules..

My name is ken biznitch!
No need to throw my switch
I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg
My name is ken biznitch!
Don’t wanna feel that switch
I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare!
Track Name: Grandmas Sitting On The Can (So We've Got About 20 Min. To Kill)
There is coming a foul stench in the air
Normally you’d continue on without a care
But today, yes today there is something lurking in the air
A creeping seeping sensational stare
Practically a voice of despair
That seems to say to you and me, that grandma is here….

Grandma’s sitting on the can
So we’ve got about 20 min to kill!
No!
I will not go
I will run away and hide
And in you only can I confide

Our last chance, our only hope
When she sits down hopefully she will croak
But in the meantime we’ve got some time
So now we can re-align
Ourselves and our strategy
To avoid certain catastrophe

Will we survive? Or will we fail?
If we dare to tell this miniscule little tale?
We must be strong, we must be bold
We must do exactly as we’re told
Watch out now for it won’t be fun
Here comes grandma now everybody run!