Your Music Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad

by The Throbbing Testicles

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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

Our 2008 Debut Album in all its funky glory!

1. Intro
2. Black Rob
3. Beez
4. El Mamut
5. Let Go
6. Leprosy
7. My Snacks
8. The Ballad of Jimmy
9. Derek's Friend
10. Ken
11. Grandmas Sitting on the Can (So We've Got About 20 Min. To Kill)

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1.	Intro 01:13	info
2.	Black Rob 04:03	lyrics
My name is Rob and I’m here to start the show by bringing you my own special brand of whitey flow you've heard songs by all the resticles and festicles now its time to hear a song by the throbbing testicles we ain't got a whole lot to say about this nation I'm telling you all that we've got this neat formation that one day we're gonna break free from tradition I'll quit being a honkey I'm on a black collision! I wanna be black on the outside just like I feel black on the inside I wanna be black rob on the outside wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my phat side P-H-A-T that’s fat, you know where it's at Nick is the bassist of our little band when he plays the bass I can see his hand and his stubby little fingers with his lack of fingernails and you know that every time he plays that he fails Travis is the guitarist of our brand new group and you know he likes to sing and you know he likes to poop Derek on the percussion and you can't quite shun the awesomness that comes from his little tiny fists And Bill! I wanna be black on the outside just like I feel black on the inside I wanna be black rob on the outside wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my slick side Monday Wednesday Friday you know I go to work and he stares at me like I’m some kinda jerk I'm dancing all around while he's giving looks of scorning c'mon now who pooped in your cereal this morning? black rob tries to tell me that I should just quit trying but if I'm feeling the flow you know that I’ll be flying you give me a shot you know I wont' be a lamester I'll show you all now who’s the one cracker gangster chorus x2
3.	Beez 03:24	lyrics
Beez I don’t like beez No beez I hate Beez Every Summer I mow my lawn Every summer I think they’re gone But every time I look and see Its bees bees bees for you and me Beez I don’t like beez No beez I hate Beez In late August I think no more But it always will make me sore That every corner I turn to see More bees bees bees for you and me I don’t like bees I hate bees Do you like bees? I love bees! Bees I don’t like bees!
4.	El Mamut 04:04	lyrics	download
The tiny little mammoth well he wanted to fly He tried and he tried but he just couldn’t fly A little birdie, his buddy, wanted to help out So from a 5th story window he pushed the mammoth out What happened? Pancake, the little mammoth became a pancake Pancake, the little mammoth became a pancake The tiny little mammoth well he wanted to smoke He tried and he tried but he always would choke A little doggie, his buddy, wanted to help out So with 12 cartons of cigarettes they both started to toke out What happened? Cancer, the little mammoth contracted cancer Cancer, the little mammoth contracted cancer Well the tiny little mammoth well he wanted to drink He tried and he tried but he always would sing A great big bear, his buddy, started to think And with 10 gallons of whisky he had the mammoth drink What happened? Cirrhosis, the little mammoth contracted cirrhosis Cirrhosis, the little mammoth contracted cirrhosis Well the tiny little mammoth well he wanted to sex it up He tried and he tried but he’d always screw it up A little pigeon, his buddy, wanted to help out So with 12 ugly hookers they began to chart it out What happened? Gonorrhea, the little mammoth got gonorrhea Gonorrhea, the little mammoth got gonorrhea Then that little mammoth well he….died……..
5.	Let Go 03:34	lyrics
You see that girl over there Wave yo hands round in the air She won’t talk to me it ain’t fair Now I’m a just gonna stare Well you know girl that I care And I will take you back to my lair From then on we can be a pair I promise not to seal any yo hair Let Go! And light a candle Let go! Of that door handle Let go! Of yourself Let go! go! go! C’mon girl get in my car C’mon girl we won’t go far C’mon girl gimmie all yo money C’mon girl n you can be my honey C’mon girl its time to go C’mon girl lemme see some mo’ C’mon girl you gotta feel my flow C’mon girl now don’t you know Let Go! And light a candle Let go! Of that door handle Let go! Of yourself Let go! go! go! Hey there girl let me be the key You know this is the place to be I’m sure glad that you’re here with me I’ll untie you now if you promise not to flee (so) C’mon girl I want you to be C’mon girl always here with me C’mon girl we can be so free C’mon girl why can’t you see?
6.	Leprosy 01:54	lyrics
Leprosy Leprosy I don’t want no leprosy Leprosy Leprosy Don’t give me your leprosy Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Leprosy leprosy I’d much rather have an STD Leprosy leprosy Than to have your leprosy Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Leprosy leprosy Girl you know now you know that I can see Leprosy leprosy Now that I’m in ecstasy Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Leprosy Leprosy Leprosy Leprosy
7.	My Snacks 01:06	lyrics	download
Crunch, crunch, crunch Munch, munch munch It's time for lunch, lunch, lunch I want some snacks Gimmie some snacks I want some snacks Oooy gooey yummy nummy It all tastes good in my tummy I want some snacks!
8.	The Ballad of Jimmy 02:44	lyrics
Jimmy doesn’t get cookies cuz he’s been bad Now he’s grounded to his room and he feels sad Jimmy’s daddy is downstairs and he’s real mad Because Jimmy’s normally been a real good lad Jimmy was a boy he was just sixteen Jimmy was always friendly and never mean Till one day he met a girl he thought was keen Sarah was her name and she’s a real drama queen Sarah was a girl who just would not shut up And more often than not she was quite stuck up Jimmy never saw these traits he was in love He only saw her as something from above Sarah was off flirting with this guy named Mitch The very sight of it really made Jimmy itch Sarah’s voice began to make Jimmy twitch Now he’s realizing that Sarah’s one huge TOASTY!
9.	Derek's Friend 02:05	lyrics
I like Derek he is my friend I feel safe when he holds my hand Derek is my friend and he’s my buddy too I feel safe when I don’t have to poo Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Derek is a friend and he’s my best friend He ain’t too bad and he’s got little hands I wanna dance and sing and play I wanna hang out with Derek every day Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh Uh oh! Uh oh!
10.	Ken 03:50	lyrics
My name is ken and I work at target Every single day I bug the folks in market Every single day well you know that it’s a good day But every day you know I don’t give a flying mother hey Every single day I stand there and its not all that much Every single day I say crap blah blah blah and such My name is ken biznitch! No need to throw my switch I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg My name is ken biznitch! Don’t wanna feel that switch I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare! Every single day I bug the people on flow Every single day they make me madder you know I’m a big ole team lead or possibly management But every day I say things I probably should repent Everyday I’m sweating and around me forms a lake My hair is so matted down you can’t comb it with a rake My name is ken biznitch! No need to throw my switch I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg My name is ken biznitch! Don’t wanna feel that switch I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare! My name is ken and I work at target Every single day I bug the folks in market Everyday I walk around and annoy all of the folks I am walking around and nobody gets my jokes Every day I strut around and I think I’m cool You won’t have to feel my wrath if you follow the rules.. My name is ken biznitch! No need to throw my switch I can’t get around because I’ve got a bum leg My name is ken biznitch! Don’t wanna feel that switch I’ve got that red hair you don’t need to stare!
11.	Grandmas Sitting On The Can (So We've Got About 20 Min. To Kill) 06:02	lyrics
There is coming a foul stench in the air Normally you’d continue on without a care But today, yes today there is something lurking in the air A creeping seeping sensational stare Practically a voice of despair That seems to say to you and me, that grandma is here…. Grandma’s sitting on the can So we’ve got about 20 min to kill! No! I will not go I will run away and hide And in you only can I confide Our last chance, our only hope When she sits down hopefully she will croak But in the meantime we’ve got some time So now we can re-align Ourselves and our strategy To avoid certain catastrophe Will we survive? Or will we fail? If we dare to tell this miniscule little tale? We must be strong, we must be bold We must do exactly as we’re told Watch out now for it won’t be fun Here comes grandma now everybody run!
12.	Smells Like Rusti 01:03	info	download

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The Throbbing Testicles' full length debut album. Self recorded in the lovely M.I.R.A.G.E Studios. 11 Crazy tracks with lots of inbetween track bonus material. Plus a previously unreleased for sale bonus track! Hooray!

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released December 10, 2008

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The Throbbing Testicles Conway, Arkansas

We are the self proclaimed most awesomest rock band in the history of rockdom! A 5 piece rock funk party thats sure to make you move. From our dancey dance roots to our hard hitting melodies, we're sure to get your party going and your feet a tappin with our catchy hooks and funky beats. ... more