Like Like Letters

from Don't Just Stand There by The Throbbing Testicles

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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

Includes:
-Physical copy of the album (12 crazy tracks! plus some dumb skits)
-Immediate Digital download

1. A Message From Brother J
2. Oh, Magnolia
3. D.T.A
4. Teef
5. Fowl Play
6. That's Why Mommy Didn't Want You In The Buggy
7. Rated R (For Romance?)
8. The Leafy Illusion
9. Aguas! (It's A Trap!)
10. .Still Just As Bad, But With Radio Play
11. Like Like Letters
12. Bovine Revolution

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lyrics

Back when we first met, every day was such a treat
Everyday an adventure for you and me
But those days are long gone, and now so are you
I think of all the time I have to push on through
So I leave you this note, now that we are done
To tell you all the things I should have all along

I don’t like your haircut no I never did
I only said it to you with a smile and a kid
When your fluffy cat died, I held you so tight
Just to hide my smile cuz I ran over him last night
The time we met your mother at the store for the wealthy
To be nice I said she looks healthy but she’s just fat

These things I should have told you, But I never got the chance
And now that you’re gone, I should mention you’re a skank

You take pride in your beauty, for it you paid cash
It’s too bad you never took care of your mustache
The razor you left in the shower, always covered in strange hair
I guess I should now tell you that it came from my down there
You think you’re very proper oh so clever and so smart
It’s too bad that in public everyone can still hear your farts

These things I should have told you, but I guess I never did
And its ok to laugh now
cuz yes those pants make you look fat (you look fat)
And you’ve got a double chin (double chin)
Yup a muffin top too (muffin top two)
And your body’s lumpy ewww (lumpy eww)

Do you remember flowers? Last Valentine’s Day
I dropped them in the toilet, that’s why they smelled that way
Each time I’d use the bathroom, I would never wash my hands
That’s why I was so eager to rub your shoulders at demand
Last week when you were sick, I told you I heard nothing
As you crapped so loudly of course I totally did

These things I should have told you, but I guess I forgot
And its ok to say it now
Because I like your sister more (sister more)
Cuz she’s prettier than you (prettier than you)
And she’s way nicer too (nicer too)
And you’re an ugly fool (big ole fool)

Times we go out to eat, I’d forget my wallet
I do it on purpose cuz I think you should have to pay
If you check the bathroom we don’t own brown towels
Yeah I’ll just let you figure that one out
Times I’d call to tell you that I had to work late
It’s not true I just didn’t want to come home to you

These things I should have told you, but I guess I never did
It’s ok to move on now
Cuz nobody likes you (nobody likes you)
And no one ever will (no one ever will)
I was the best you ever had (best you ever had)
And the best you ever will (best you ever will)

credits

from Don't Just Stand There, released December 21, 2011

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about

The Throbbing Testicles Conway, Arkansas

We are the self proclaimed most awesomest rock band in the history of rockdom! A 5 piece rock funk party thats sure to make you move. From our dancey dance roots to our hard hitting melodies, we're sure to get your party going and your feet a tappin with our catchy hooks and funky beats. ... more