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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Our 2008 Debut Album in all its funky glory!

    1. Intro
    2. Black Rob
    3. Beez
    4. El Mamut
    5. Let Go
    6. Leprosy
    7. My Snacks
    8. The Ballad of Jimmy
    9. Derek's Friend
    10. Ken
    11. Grandmas Sitting on the Can (So We've Got About 20 Min. To Kill)

    Includes unlimited streaming of Your Music Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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about

This was one of the first songs that was worked on when T3 went from a duo to a trio. It was written sort of off the cuff by our then guitarist Josh who kept playing the verse over and over again while Robert made up crazy lyrics on top of it. When Derek came along a few weeks later it started to get structured to what it is today. Take the guitar solo that was added in as well as a few style changes from Rusti and boom, Black Rob was born.

lyrics

My name is Rob and I’m here to start the show
by bringing you my own special brand of whitey flow
you've heard songs by all the resticles and festicles
now its time to hear a song by the throbbing testicles
we ain't got a whole lot to say about this nation
I'm telling you all that we've got this neat formation
that one day we're gonna break free from tradition
I'll quit being a honkey I'm on a black collision!

I wanna be black on the outside
just like I feel black on the inside
I wanna be black rob on the outside
wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my phat side

P-H-A-T that’s fat, you know where it's at

Nick is the bassist of our little band
when he plays the bass I can see his hand
and his stubby little fingers with his lack of fingernails
and you know that every time he plays that he fails
Travis is the guitarist of our brand new group
and you know he likes to sing and you know he likes to poop
Derek on the percussion and you can't quite shun
the awesomness that comes from his little tiny fists
And Bill!

I wanna be black on the outside
just like I feel black on the inside
I wanna be black rob on the outside
wear pantyhose on my head I’ll show you my slick side

Monday Wednesday Friday you know I go to work
and he stares at me like I’m some kinda jerk
I'm dancing all around while he's giving looks of scorning
c'mon now who pooped in your cereal this morning?
black rob tries to tell me that I should just quit trying
but if I'm feeling the flow you know that I’ll be flying
you give me a shot you know I wont' be a lamester
I'll show you all now who’s the one cracker gangster

chorus x2

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from Your Music Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad, released December 10, 2008

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The Throbbing Testicles Conway, Arkansas

We are the self proclaimed most awesomest rock band in the history of rockdom! A 5 piece rock funk party thats sure to make you move. From our dancey dance roots to our hard hitting melodies, we're sure to get your party going and your feet a tappin with our catchy hooks and funky beats. ... more

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