Don't Just Stand There, by The Throbbing Testicles

Don't Just Stand There

by The Throbbing Testicles

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-Physical copy of the album (12 crazy tracks! plus some dumb skits)
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1. A Message From Brother J
2. Oh, Magnolia
3. D.T.A
4. Teef
5. Fowl Play
6. That's Why Mommy Didn't Want You In The Buggy
7. Rated R (For Romance?)
8. The Leafy Illusion
9. Aguas! (It's A Trap!)
10. .Still Just As Bad, But With Radio Play
11. Like Like Letters
12. Bovine Revolution

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1.	A Message From Brother J 01:36
2.	Oh, Magnolia 02:58	lyrics
Lemme tell ya bout a town called Magnolia Baddest little place out in the whole zonia Friendly happy people all around Till one day their lives got flipped upside down Smiling folks for as far as I can see Nothing but pleasant thoughts for you and me Then the testicle boys they came to town Leaving folks behind with a frown They marched all in to just get down All them folks want em out of town Calling them one great big disgrace But we’re here now all up in your face Oh no! Ya gotta play the game, ya gotta stay the same They said to me But you know we don’t stand for mediocrity Oh hey! We’re just here to play, after then we’ll stay We said to them You do what you’ll do and we’ll have it our way Oh no Woohoo (woohoo) The people rose up said get out of our town We can’t have a good time with you all around Mind your own business back to where you came from Leave us alone n’ back here don’t ever come Hey there folks we just wanna dance Can’t you all just give us a chance? El Throb stood up all nice and proud Said check out this ole big T3 sound We are T3 and we’re back again Back to play wiff all our friends So come and dance and sing and play Bust a move with us everyday Ladies and gentlemen now here we are Doing our thing we’ll never be far Away from the funk and all the good time So open your ears to all our rhymes We’ll never back down never play the game We ain’t gonna fit in never be the same Ain’t no body every complained before So sit back n get ready for what we’ve got in store
3.	D.T.A 02:14	lyrics	download
Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito! Everyday I go out and get me a taco Just because I want it don’t make me no jock-o If I forget my keys then I will get out locked-o That’s ok cuz then I can go eat some more tacos If you wanna be my baby you best bring a taco! Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito! I gotta get this outta my head and take a walk-o To think I can stop eating them it is a huge crock-o When I try to quit it is to my body a shock-o I can’t resist, it always has to be taco clock-o I said if you wanna be my baby you’d best bring a taco TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito!
4.	Teef 03:21	lyrics
There are incisors and molars with wisdom to spare You’ll also find canines they are common in bears Sometimes you do loose them and its not that fair If you look real close you’ll see Nick’s missing one right there I’m talkin bout Teef! We’re talking bout Teef We’re talkin bout Teef They go in your mouf As you get older they do get much stronger But you must brush often or else they will fall out If you do that they will last so much longer Then you can smile real wide for you will now have much clout I’m talkin bout Teef! We’re talking bout Teef We’re talkin bout Teef They go in your mouf If you get in a fight you could lose a tooth Yeah that really sucks and puts you in a bad mood You have to drink lots of milk to make them feel strong It helps build calcium don’t believe me prove me wrong I’m talkin bout Teef! We’re talking bout Teef We’re talkin bout Teef They go in your mouf You mush brush and floss your teef! Or you will end up with plaque! You must brush and floss your teef! Or you will end up with gingivitis! You must brush and floss your teef! Or you will end up with spongy gums! You must brush and floss your teef! Or this will happen to you!
5.	Fowl Play 03:43	lyrics	download
Everyday I go down to the pond But on the inside I feel something’s wrong I pick up my loaf of wonder bread Tear off a piece throw it back at the ducks head Quack quack quack quack No, I go home to mow my lawn instead I gotta spend me time; I gotta clear my head These ducks are bad not friends you see Making life rather crappy for you and me Quack quack quack quack You think that you’re all that (the ducks are coming, the ducks are coming) But you just been talking smack (the ducks are coming, the ducks are coming) You feel that you’re out of luck (the ducks are coming, the ducks are coming) Cuz you’re just a stupid duck (the ducks are coming, the ducks are coming) We used to be friends those ducks and I Was it something I said? Or maybe something I tried? Why can’t we all go just be good friends? High fives and big hugs now till the end Now the ducks do their thing and I do mine Yet news still travels on down the line Lies being told; I can’t take anymore Watch out now waterfowl THIS MEANS WAR! Look at that duck all down on his luck Drivin that truck, you know he don't give a Quack quack quack Spiderwebs tattooed on his feet And he's got gold teeth inside of his beak Goes to the subway to get some bread Then heads to the pond and goes to bed None of the lady ducks know where he stays Cuz you know pimpin ducks don't poop where they play Quack quack quack quack The ducks are coming, the ducks are coming The ducks are coming, they’re coming they’re coming The ducks are coming, the ducks are coming The ducks are coming to steal my sanity!
6.	That's Why Mommy Didn't Want You In The Buggy 02:27
7.	Rated R (For Romance?) 03:09	lyrics
Well here we are, playing In the grass, laying Next to you, there is Nothing better, than this We’ll be ok, all our days In my dreams, it’s you and me Like a flash, the sun bleeds You’re on fire, scream They’re rising up, pay back Metallic, attack Our time has come, to an end There’s no one, to defend You and me, in bed Pretending, we’re dead All hail robot masters, our end can’t come faster They’ll crush our hearts, tear us apart Look out! Here we go again now! Robots on the rise and we can’t get out! Gotta get away, gotta run and hide None of your crap’ll make me loose my stride Leave memories behind they’ll just hold you back It’s one straight up metallic attack There’s just one lesson we have to learn That in dealing with this mess we all just burn And then we burn! x5
8.	The Leafy Illusion 03:45	lyrics
You say, that it’s no good for me That it, makes me real unhealthy And I, would be much better if I stop, eating so much meat but I won’t, and you won’t change my mind You think, that your poop don’t stink but Guess what? You are a hippie and You smell, worse than anyone else And that, is just a big ole fact So just, open your eyes to life Cuz I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be no! I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be I don’t wanna be the one who says I told you so Where did, all this talk come from now What do, you mean when you say you Just need, some other kind of thing To fill, you up with everything That you, think makes you feel alive? If cows, weren’t meant to be eaten Then they, would not be made of meat That means, I’ll be much stronger with Out you, cuz you won’t slow me down No no, I will not change my mind Cuz I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be no! I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be I don’t wanna be the one who says I told you so It’s a leafy delusion illusion that you’re living in And can’t you see that this is what nobody will win I don’t see where you’re coming from and giving it all up And one day you’ll regret it but I won’t Don’t go, on a world wide mission Without, eating a proper meal I say, that you need the protein From meat, tofu just won’t cut it. Never, again will you change my mind
9.	Aguas! 01:56	lyrics
Yo back when I was a kid of just age nine Life was super awesome and it felt just fine I lived it all up not a care in the world Even though I lived in a house of all girls I have three sisters its true you’ll see I like to shift the blame to you from me From the pranks I did, parents knew the fact They said I’m not mad but did you do that? It’s a trap! Friday night comes yeah gonna have some fun We ain’t gonna leave till we see the sun I see a fine lady that I wanna dance with Man this girl is fly, yo she’s 2 legit! We’re dancing all night and I think I got it made Yo yo cougar momma you’ve got me in spade I think I’m all smart she yells stop the jam boy just how old do you think I am? It’s a Trap! Hanging on the weekend with my girl Take her for a spin yeah give it a whirl Top down, its nice, yo its fall So we take a trip down to the mall She tries on clothes that are both sexy n hot I’ll pay for em all whether I like it or not She then turns coyly and asks for a fact She says hey there boy does this make me look fat? It’s a trap!
10.	Still Just As Bad, But With Radio Play 01:13
11.	Like Like Letters 03:44	lyrics	download
Back when we first met, every day was such a treat Everyday an adventure for you and me But those days are long gone, and now so are you I think of all the time I have to push on through So I leave you this note, now that we are done To tell you all the things I should have all along I don’t like your haircut no I never did I only said it to you with a smile and a kid When your fluffy cat died, I held you so tight Just to hide my smile cuz I ran over him last night The time we met your mother at the store for the wealthy To be nice I said she looks healthy but she’s just fat These things I should have told you, But I never got the chance And now that you’re gone, I should mention you’re a skank You take pride in your beauty, for it you paid cash It’s too bad you never took care of your mustache The razor you left in the shower, always covered in strange hair I guess I should now tell you that it came from my down there You think you’re very proper oh so clever and so smart It’s too bad that in public everyone can still hear your farts These things I should have told you, but I guess I never did And its ok to laugh now cuz yes those pants make you look fat (you look fat) And you’ve got a double chin (double chin) Yup a muffin top too (muffin top two) And your body’s lumpy ewww (lumpy eww) Do you remember flowers? Last Valentine’s Day I dropped them in the toilet, that’s why they smelled that way Each time I’d use the bathroom, I would never wash my hands That’s why I was so eager to rub your shoulders at demand Last week when you were sick, I told you I heard nothing As you crapped so loudly of course I totally did These things I should have told you, but I guess I forgot And its ok to say it now Because I like your sister more (sister more) Cuz she’s prettier than you (prettier than you) And she’s way nicer too (nicer too) And you’re an ugly fool (big ole fool) Times we go out to eat, I’d forget my wallet I do it on purpose cuz I think you should have to pay If you check the bathroom we don’t own brown towels Yeah I’ll just let you figure that one out Times I’d call to tell you that I had to work late It’s not true I just didn’t want to come home to you These things I should have told you, but I guess I never did It’s ok to move on now Cuz nobody likes you (nobody likes you) And no one ever will (no one ever will) I was the best you ever had (best you ever had) And the best you ever will (best you ever will)
12.	Bovine Revolution 04:48	lyrics
There is a problem in the world today Folks are too rigid and they’re stuck in their way People have to learn to smile and cut loose Ya gotta feel good relax its true The time has come and Don’t just stand there Toss out your shame friend Its time to dance Hey hey You’ve gotta shake it shake it shake it shake it all out Hey hey Move ya soul and quake it all out Hey hey Forget your troubles and get out on the floor Hey hey We’re here to show you how to do it some more, yeah yeah Do you see me? Dancing up here Shaking it like there is no end I’m just one man, showing you up Doing my thing, just not caring What would you do? If in my place? Standing up here, all eyes on you? And where will you be when our time has come? The bovine revolution waits for no one Well, times up game over how Tell them we’re in control now There’s nothing you can do just sit back and listen Cuz I can do this, all day long The cows are marching in they’re coming for you Come to avenge your brothers you made into stew Black and white and pink on two legs they loom They’re closing in now to seal your doom
13.	Aguas! (Dr. Bananas Remix) 01:55	info
14.	D.T.A (Dr. Bananas Remix) 01:53	info
15.	Teef (Dr. Bananas Remix) 03:10	info

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2nd Full Length Album of The Throbbing Testicles
12 brand new tracks from those crazy testicle boys, plus 3 exclusive bonus tracks! Thats 15 new poopy sounding things from T3 plus some junk in between tracks to squish between your toes.

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released December 21, 2011

Recorded in M.I.R.A.G.E by The Throbbing Testicles
Mixed/Mastered at Blue Chair Studios by Darian Stribling

Additional vocal talents by Jocc and Mike Tobias
Album doodles by Skeeter
Album photography by Janna Shepherd
Album design by T3

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The Throbbing Testicles Conway, Arkansas

We are the self proclaimed most awesomest rock band in the history of rockdom! A 5 piece rock funk party thats sure to make you move. From our dancey dance roots to our hard hitting melodies, we're sure to get your party going and your feet a tappin with our catchy hooks and funky beats. ... more